X-TREME BOOTY-KICK-N

Well folks, it seems that the original version of Robo-N has become past-her-prime, and say... "irrelevant" to the youth of today. And so our creative-executive team have TEAMED (haha, I made a funny!) UP in order to breathe new life into this series, and bring forth relevance!

The NEW series is to be titled "X-TREME Booty-Kick-N!" (Cleverly titled! Parents love that!), and it takes place in the even-farther-than-it-was-in-the-original FUTURE! There she (and a team of randomly-selected characters that would probably NEVER, if not hardly ever work together otherwise) will tear the faces off of Space-Bikers and Hoodlums, while simultaneously fretting over what completely identical outfit she'll wear tomorrow at the school dance! There are LAFFS galore (We spelled 'laughs' wrong! We're hip!) as well as GUT-WRENCHING (sometimes even literally!) ACTION! And best of all, NOBODY HAS DONE THIS BEFORE!
There is still some work to do on the designs, as we need them to not be able to bend their legs or even change their facial expressions to anything other than ANGER, and MORE ANGER, but we have our demolition team- Er... CONCEPT ARTISTS (yeah, that's it!) working on that. So far this new series looks QUITE promising, for the test audiences that we have bribe- I mean shown the demo screening to have all LOVED IT! It's bound to bring us lots of mone-- JOY! Joy, for uh, making the kiddies happy! (Hey, kids! Be sure to buy our bow-legged action figures, trading cards, and other merchandise! IT'S FUN SPENDING CASH, especially your parents'!) THIS SUMMER, PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FACE ROCKED OFF OF YOUR FACE!!