My parents always told me Santa died in the 4th century. [link]

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SCIENCE!
*cue lightning and dramatic music*

My parents keep all the wrapped gifts in their bedroom in plain sight. Kinda ruined it for us. xD;;

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Yes i do, as a matter of fact...IM SANTA! or Santy Claus...

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Hah. XD Mine kept them in the closet, but I got suspicious when mom told me "Don't look in there, there's monsters and they'll eat you." XD ;

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"They just don't make straitjackets like they used to... I should know." -Joker, Batman the Animated Series

Saint Nickelsauce?! DB NOOOO!

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"They just don't make straitjackets like they used to... I should know." -Joker, Batman the Animated Series

Hehe.

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I definitely believe in the spirit of Santa, and the joy that he brings. He's a good symbol of holiday giving~

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You're all stupid

Santa is a fictional character created by the coke company why back when

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1. Conflict is the origin of all things

2. Ain't no rest for the Wicked

*Subject to further addition

SUCH SWEET SCIENCE.

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my parents say that if i don't belive then i get nothing....yet i always find my presents in my mom's closet XD

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