Warning: An ounce of bitterness ahead.
Beginning of 2009:Where were you ?
On the computer of course. _A_
Who were you with?:
Me, myself, and I.
Did you kiss anyone on new years?
...No, unless I somehow kissed myself and forgot about it.
Did you make any resolutions?:
I've stopped. All I do is disappoint myself with them.
All About You 2009:
...Uh, near the beginning, kinda depressed and worried about the future... now I'm just depressed and cynical about the future.
Did you dye your hair in 09?
I've never dyed my hair.
Did you get your hair cut?
...Actually, I may have once... I forget.
Did you change your style?
Not really.
Were you in school?
Nope.
Did you get good grades?
See above.
Did you have a job?
Yes, but I quit to move. It didn't turn out well. Now I'm stuck trying to find a new one.
Did anyone close to you give birth?
Uh, I hear my cousin did... One of them.
Did you move at all?
Yes. Twice.
Did you go on any vacations?
Nope.
Did you leave the country at all?
Nuh-uh.
Your Love Life 2009:
Did you break up with anyone?
Nope
Did you meet anyone special?
Well, I did make some awesome new friends, though... I think that was late 2008 actually, I'm not sure...
Did you fall in love?
Did you fall on a porcupine?
Friends and Enemies 2009:
Did you meet any new friends this year?
I think my most recently-made friend was 2008. So... not really, no.
Did any of your friendships end?
Yes.
Did you dislike anyone?
See above.
Did you make any new enemies?
...Probably, though I try not to hold grudges.
Did you resolve any fights?
Sort of. More like reaching a standstill and then employing selective forgetfulness.
Did you grow apart from anyone?
Of course.
Did you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?
Many.
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In 2009 I..
[x] broke a promise
[ ] fallen out of love
[x] lied (Who hasn't?)
[x] went behind your parent's back
[ ] cried over a broken heart
[x] disappointed someone close
[x] hid a secret
[x] pretended to be happy
[ ] kissed in the rain
[x] slept under the stars (more like somewhat dozed off, but I count it as being close enough)
[ ] kept your new years resolution (didn't have one to begin with, but if I did, it would probably still be blank)
[ ] forgot your new years resolution
[x] met someone who changed your life (Well someone DID change my life in a way, though I met them before this year)
[ ] met one of your idols
[x] changed your outlook on life
[x] sat home all day doing nothing (mostly due to being sick)
[ ] pretended to be sick (If anything, I've pretended not to be)
[ ] left the country
[ ] almost died
[x] given up something important to you (Several)
[ ] lost something expensive
[x] learned something new about yourself
[x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
[x] made a change in your life (Not really for the better, I'm still trying to repair the damages done from my past feats of horrible decisionmaking)
[x] found out who your true friends were (Ohyeah.)
[ ] met great people
[x] stayed up til sunrise (I passed out noon the next day)
[x] cried over the silliest thing
[ ] was never home on weekends (I'm rarely ever NOT home)
[ ] got into a car accident
[x] had friends who were drifting away from you (Sometimes it seems like it, but I still contact them when I can.)
[ ] had someone close to you die
[ ] had a high cell phone bill (I rarely ever use the blasted thing)
[ ] spent most of your money on food
[ ] had a fist fight (Haven't since I was little)
[ ] went to the beach
[x] saw a celebrity (I've seen plenty- OH WAIT do you mean in person? You need to be more specific, meme. BD ;; )
[x] gotten sick
[x] liked more than 5 people at the same time (Uh, yeah? I have friends, you know _A_; Also there are celebrities I like, and characters...)
[ ] stayed single for the whole year (Yeah I know, big accomplishment, right?)
[ ] made out in/on a car
[ ] kissed in the snow
[ ] celebrated Halloween (Didn't even get any candy. B| )
[x] had your heart broken (Not in a romantic way mind, but I have seen horribly sad movies and I believe that should count.)
[ ] had a stalker (Haven't had any RL ones since high school)
[ ] mooned someone
[ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone (I've used maybe 5 collective minutes on mine, tops. Throughout the whole year.)
[ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation (It's not exactly normal conversation...)
[ ] came out of the closet
[ ] gotten pregnant
[ ] had an abortion
[x] done something you've regretted (Plenty)
[x] painted a picture (Yaaaay)
[x] wrote a poem (I've written a few song parodies, and lyrics are pretty much poetry, so... it counts, sure.)
[ ] ran a mile (walked a few miles, but didn't run)
[ ] shopped at Hollister or Bench (...I don't think I've even clothes-shopped this year, actually)
[ ] posted a blog on MySpace (I had one when I was 15... I updated it maybe twice before I got bored)
[x] listened to music you couldn't stand (When I worked at the grocery store)
[x] went to a sleepover
[x] laughed till you cried (mostly with ~
MeraMeraWolf whenever we'd see an especially stupid moment in a bad movie we'd be watching.)
[ ] laughed till you peed in your pants
[ ] visited a foreign country (Hope to next year ;; It'd really cheer me up)
[ ] cut in a line of waiting people
[ ] told someone you were busy when you weren't
[ ] partied to celebrate the new year (I don't know about this one yet, but I bet you anything I'll be doing exactly what I did last year)
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1. Have you had any relationships this year? How many?
Eeeeh I'm not really sure if I should call it that. ;;
2.Had your bday yet?
Uh yeah, it was last January. And next month I'll be 21.
3. Kissed two or more people in the same night?
Ew, no. D|
5. Pulled an all nighter?
Yes, a few.
6. Drank Starbucks?
No, I hate coffee.
8. Bought something?
Yes, but only what's been absolutely essential. Food, hygeine products, gasoline, repairs, replacements...
9. Met someone special who changed your life?
Didn't we already have this question?
10. Fell in love?
I'd imagine it to feel sort of nasty and squishy.
What are you thinking about?
What stepping in love with bare feet might feel like. Seems unpleasant still. ;
Does your ex hate you?
The only ex I'd have would be some crazy fellow I've never heard of before claiming he was, and then slitting my throat. So... how should I put that? "Hypothetically"?
How did you feel when you woke up today?
Still tired. I fell back asleep like usual.
Your ex shows up at your door what do you do?
Ask them who the hell they were.
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
When I need to.
Could you ever be friends with someone that broke your heart?
I'd much sooner try and forget they existed.
If you could change your eye color would you?
Nah, most people don't even pay attention to that little detail anyway.
Who did you last get into a big argument with?
I refuse to bring that back up.
Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
Yes.
Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
I've had long hair for years now. I'm thinking of cutting it short one day, though I'm worried it would poof too much then. ;
Would you be able to tell someone you love them, even if you didn't feel it?
Not really. It'd leave a bad taste in my mouth.
How do you currently make your money?
Commissions. It's not really enough to live on, but hopefully it can hold off the bills long enough for me to find something better.
Do you want to get married & have children one day?
Highly unlikely.
Which of your friends do you argue with the most?
I don't really argue all that much... if I had to guess though, I think I've argued with Mera more about stuff than anyone. XD ;
Have you kissed anyone in the last 4 hours?
Have you been tied down in front of an oncoming train in the last 4 hours? No? Oh what a shame.
How many texts are in your inbox?
None.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Besides my dad, no.
Who was your last text message from?
Julia.
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
Mom and Dad.
When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
I haven't cried really, REALLY hard since I was 14. Last time I cried at all though was when Clarence got injured.
Who took your profile picture?
Uh... I drew it. So... me.
Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
Either way, it would all end the same.
What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
Many pillows, a blanket, food and water dishes, a litterpan, and a recovering Clarence.
Do you trust people too easily?
I don't anymore.
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
Are you satisfied with that foot up your ass?
Have you ever liked someone a lot older than you?
Only crushes I've had were when I was younger, and they'd often be some sort of cartoon character. So... Not really.
If you had a baby with the last person you texted, what would the baby's last name be?
...I don't think I should ever have a baby with myself.
Last thing you ate?
A piece of garlic bread.
How many people are you texting?
I've only ever texted myself. In that I'd use my phone to send pictures I'd taken with it to my computer.
Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?
Nope. It's only 7:30.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Water.
Who last said they missed you?
Pretty much like everyone. I'm an elusive bastard. _A_;
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THE MORAL FOR TODAY IS: Don't do memes about your year if you've had a particularly bad one. It'll just sound depressing and bitter. Here's to a fresh start in 2010! ;
Depressing End Of Year Meme! 
Please include any character sheets or anything I could use as a good reference. Basically I'll need a full-body picture that's in color. A full-body lineart and another pic that's in color could work too. If you don't have any, I won't be able to give you a slot.
(This last one comes with a journal too o3o)
