BEASTIE TAG
a fic by... ME?! DD8

It was very late by the time Spencer finished his latest attempt at a cure. "Hopefully," he said, downing the horrible-tasting mixture and grimacing, "this won't kill me. Or make me into a magical science pony, like last time." He braced himself, and waited.

THE NEXT DAY:
Robo-N was skipping along down the street and singing in a lovely Disney Princess-esque voice, while the merry townsfolk sang along. UNTIL- Something happened! A new challenger appeared! A car went flying overhead, thrown by a very familiar-looking monster. Robo-N recognized it as Spencer's beast form right away. A guy crawled out of the car wreckage. "Uh... I'm okay... Just bleeding and *sniff* crying..." "HEY YOU" she said, pointing verily forth at the monster, and thusly ignoring the poor injured fellow, "Cut that out!" She ran off towards the monster. "I'm fine... really..." said the guy, a little more loudly, "No need to take me to a hospital or anything... I'm peachy keen-" and he was abruptly hit by another flying car.

N caught up to the beast and grabbed him by the tail. "Spencer, stop smashing things up, dag-nabbit!" She cried. Suddenly, the beast changed back right as her hand made contact with the tail, and revealed itself to be not Spencer, but... uh, another miscellaneous background character. N blinked. "So that's why that monster looked a bit different. Who the heck are you?" The short girl stood up, her nakieness fortunately blocked by a nearby small wall. "M... my name is Nellie..." she said, looking thoroughly nervous about the whole thing. Robo-N looked around. "Oh. Well, okay... I guess I'll be going, cause it's not like you're an important character or anythi-" Suddenly she doubled over as a horrible pain horribly filled her being. "Wh-what's happening...?" She screamed as she quickly bulked up, and sprouted hair and fangs and horns and claws and stuff until she was another beastie!!!

R. Bunny was out getting groceries, when suddenly an orange, more lithe beast smashed in through the wall and roared. "OH SNAP" said R. Bunny as he was grabbed by the monster. "Don't eat me! I have so much to live for! Like coffee, and Che- er, I mean, more coffee!" He cowered in a cowerful way, when suddenly the beast changed back into... ROBO-N!!!! R. Bunny gasped. "N! What are you doing going around being a monster?" N had quickly put a barrel over herself when she was back on-screen. "I don't know! Someone else was a beast, and then I touched them, and then I turned into one..." She looked down, noticing all her cybernetic body parts were gone, and she had apparently regenerated all of her normal human limbs. "And now I'm suddenly healed?!" She looked overjoyed at this, and did a little happy prancey barrel dance. "I'm a normal girl now! Now I can go to the mall and eat ice cream and frolic and stuff!" R. Bunny's ear twitched. "But... you could do all that stuff as a superhero too." N blinked. "...Oh."

LATER:
Bunny was working on a lab experiment of sciencey whatsits and junk when Chester barged in and started singing an annoying song from some commercial he must have seen. R. Bunny was annoyed so much that he suddenly turned into a mini-beastie-bunny-monster!! Chester backed up in surprise as the monster closed in on him. "Bunny... You... do not make a good kitty..." he said before he was attacked.

Chester ran screaming from the lab, looking rather torn up, when he found N. He ran towards her frantically, his arms waving. "N-PERSON!! BUNNY-GUYTURNEDINTOAKITTYANDHEWASN'TANICEKITTYANDHEATTACKEDMEANDITWASHORRIBLE ...butthenhewentbacktonormalsoIguessit'sokaynownevermind." With that, he turned around and started to walk away from the dumbfounded Robo-N, when suddenly he doubled over with a scream and turned into a ROBOT BEASTIE!!!!!!!!!! "MEOW!" It roared angrily. N blinked. "...Meow?" The robot beastie Chester blinked back. "Uh... I mean... ROOOOAR!!" N smiled. "Ohhh... okay, that makes more sense." Then she let out a girly scream and ran, since she couldn't fight scary monsters as a normal girl, and the robot beastie ran after her.

Suddenly Trevor showed up at the front door with an empty mug. "Uh... Is this a bad time to ask for a cup of sugar?" N ran past still screaming "AAAAAAAyesthisisAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Trevor saw the horrible beastie attacking his beloved N and, since he forgot to bring his gun, threw the mug at it. The Chesterbeast slashed him across the stomach with its big metal claws, and Trevor collapsed to the ground with tears of dramaticness in his eyes as Chester changed back to normal and slinked (slanked? slunked?) off to take a nap somewhere. N ran up to Trevor and held up his noggin. "TREVOR! NOOOOOO!" "I'm not dead" he said. N looked at him with confusion. "...Oh. Okay." She dropped him back on the ground and walked away. Saddened by this, Trevor suddenly changed into a horrible beastie too! A big red one with devil horns and an emo haircut to rock the ages. "I'M MY OWN MONSTER" it cried, listening to Simple Plan. He was truly the most terrifying of the monsters yet!

Spencer suddenly showed up, and then looked at the emo Trevormonster. "Oh great..." he said, "Well, here goes nothing." He pushed his glasses up and reached out, poking the Trevormonster before he could emo any further. He changed back, still wearing his underwear for some reason, and thanked Spencer. "Man, I was worried I was gonna lose my badassness forever!" "No problem." said Spencer. "My body seems to be the best at containing the monster anyway." N and Chester and R. Bunny ran back into the room. "Spencer! What's going on?!" They shouted in unison along with a barbershop quartet, who were never heard from again after they finished singing that line. "Well," said Spencer, being sciency, "I had tried to cure myself again, but instead it caused the monster to jump from person to person!" "Oh" they all said.

Just then, a single piece of lint fell from Spencer's coat pocket. ST1X suddenly ran into the room to clean it up. "ST1X! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone said as they watched him accidentally bump into Spencer. However, instead of turning into a monster like everyone thought he would, he turned into... A REAL BOY!!!!! "GASP!" everyone gasped. Well, except for ST1X. He opened his mouth to speak, only to find he was still mute. Slumping down dejectedly, he turned and went back outside, a single tear sliding down his face. N tilted her head. "Why didn't he turn into a monster?" Spencer took his glasses of dramatically, but then put them back on when he realized it was a bad idea for him to do that, what with being practically blind without them. "See... it's because he was a robot." Trevor shook his head. "But Chester turned into a beast, and he's a robot!" R. Bunny laughed. "That's where you're wrong! I found out earlier that Chester's actually a human, but was cursed into being a robot!" Chester blinked. "Oh yeah. I completely forgot about that up until now." N gave him a peck on the cheek and he turned into a prince. Then everyone laughed and laughed and laughed until they passed out.

THE END!