Oh gawd this thing is freakishly long. 8I
READ ONLY IF YOU'RE REALLY BORED OR ACTUALLY CARE TO KNOW STUFF ABOUT ME OR SOMETHING.
Just sayin'.

...(If anyone finds a longer one, you gotta show me. Seriously.)

ANYWAY, let the festivities begin! 83

Rules: Answer each question, then tag 4 people if you want to. I'm not your boss, so do whatever! Hahahaha. Have fun! (I'LL HAVE FUN WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT- ...wait.)

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Nellie. That's not my real name, really, but it might as well be. 8I You should be thankful I'm not naming myself after my hat.
Birth Date: 1/23/89
Hair Color: ...Eh, kinda copper. Too brown to be orange, but too orange to be brown.
Righty/Lefty: Left

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: Fear itself.
Your dream of the perfect date: ...lolwut. Ahahaha, I suck at being romantic! <XD Pfff, don't ask me~! <3
Goal you'd like to achieve: Taking a trip to Sweden. Yeah, don't ask.

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: "Uuugggh... Fff, my neck hurts."
Your best physical feature: My glasses or my hat. ...Sure, they aren't a part of my body, but they'd might as well be.
Your bed time: Whenever I feel tired. ...Which is often, these days.
Your most missed memory: Hah, how could I remember something I'd missed? <|D My memories aren't like movie flashbacks, you silly goose of a meme.

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: They taste the same to me.
McDonald's or Burger King: Depends on if I feel more like eating a burger or chicken nuggets. I prefer Burger King's fries, though, so I guess that counts for something.
Single or Group Dates: Only been on a single one before, so... I dunno.
Adidas or Nike: They're shoes. As long as they're comfortable and effectively protect my feet from the elements, I could care less.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mix 'em together, it's a beautiful thing.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I may be a low-energy person, but I prefer to keep it that way. I'll stick to my tea, thanks. Or juice, I like juice too.

LAYER 5: DO YOU.
Cuss: Sometimes. Usually I'm discreet about it, unless I'm with a really close friend who I know doesn't mind it. And even then, I use it sparingly.
Take showers: Yes. I prefer not to smell like the wrong end of a skunk if I can help it.
Have a crush: ....Maybe.
Like(d) school: It was okay. Kinda constricting, though.
Believe in yourself: ... *laughs*
Believe what goes around comes around: Nah... Unless it's only common sense that one's wrongful actions would not allow them to get away with it. But often times, nice guys really do tend to finish last... I should know.
Think you're a health freak: ...You're talking to a person who lives off of popcorn and cereal.

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
Gone to the mall: Nope.
Been on stage: Nope.
Eaten sushi: Never have.
Been hurt: Of course!
Dyed your hair: Never have.

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
Played a stripping game: PFFF lolno. I don't even know anyone who would... to the best of my knowledge, anyway.
Got beaten up: Yeah, but not without throwing in a few good hits of my own. BI ...What, I fought often as a kid! ;
Changed who you were to fit in: Who hasn't? That's just human nature.

LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
Age you're hoping to be married by: Whatever.
Number of kids you're planning on having: Only kids I'm planning on are small, fluffy, have four legs, and go "meow". And I already have one of those, thanks. <|D Aah, I'm well on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady.

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
Best eye color: Don't care.
Best hair color: Meh.
Short or long hair: ...Okay, on this one, I'll go more for a healthy medium. ;
Fat or fit: If I liked you enough, it really wouldn't matter.
Looks or personality: *points to above* ... Though I guess looks WOULD be somewhat important if we're talking romantic. I mean, c'mon, there's gotta be at least SOME physical attractiveness. ; Hate to sound shallow, but that's just how things are.
Fun or serious: Once again, somewhere in-between would be great. Someone who was on either extreme too much would really wear on me.

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: Working on this thing. What, do you think I'm the Flash or something? Geez!
1 HOUR AGO: Got stuck surfing TVTropes again... fff...
1 WEEK AGO: Probably watching a Let's Play of Majora's Mask while eating popcorn.
1 YEAR AGO: Most likely on the computer then, too. WHAT AN AMAZING LIFE I LEAD.

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: Tired and depressed. Yee~!
I HATE: Feeling tired and depressed
I HIDE: Whatever it is I'm hiding. NICE TRY, meme, but you cannot outwit me! Dohohoho~!
I NEED: To... uh... figure out what the hell it is I need. _A_;
I LOVE: Robots, dorks, and gentlemen thieves. AND WHEN THEY MEET, IT'S HAPPY LAND~

What is a food that you'd hate to be allergic to?
Cereal or ramen, because then I'd be kinda screwed over as far as trying to afford something edible goes.

What color was the last towel you used?
Magenta.

Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
WELL, seeing as how I'm 4'11", I'd be pretty freakin' amazed to find someone of my age group who's shorter.

When was the last time your nose bled?
Who knows? ; The last time I was in a really dry climate, I guess. Used to get nosebleeds a lot when I was little, though.

How old are you turning this year?
Well, seeing as how my birthday for this year's already over... I'm 20.

What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?
Whatever I could get my hands on, really.

Swimming pool or hot tub?
Usually don't use either. Used to love to go swimming as a kid, but it just doesn't strike my fancy these days.

What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Armpits. Yes, I head straight to the main problem. (I usually decide when to shower when I take a sniff there and go "DB>")

Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?
Someone who doesn't understand English, so they think they're going insane hearing some weird mumbo-jumbo language in their head all day.

Name your last reason for using a camera?
My cat being FUZZY WUZZY ADOWABLE. ...Yeah, you didn't just hear me say that. >3>

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
My computer chair.

What are you excited about?
Nothing. BI ...Seriously, I'm so low-energy, that even when I'm excited, I can't bring myself to show it physically. |D ;

Are you a happy person?
...Eeh, relatively. The bad times stand out to me more because I'm kinda pessimistic, but if I look at the big picture, I'd say the good and bad times are pretty evened out.

When was the last time you laughed really hard & why?
When Batman could go jump off a whale.

What are you wearing?
...Whoa hey, meme. ;; Movin' a little fast, aren't ya? Take it easy... ;; I like you as an acquaintence, but er... ;

What do you want?
What do I want from you? Geez, I dunno, stop being so pushy for a start. I'll do the dishes when I damn well need to! ;; And stop telling me to clean my work area, there's a method to my mess! ;;;

Did you enjoy your weekend?
...Oh sure, change the subject. Fiiine, I'll play your little game... I'm celebrating the 4th of July with family.

Do you regret anything you've done recently?
Of course. Do you? ...Yeah, didn't think so. You're just a collection of words on the internet, meme, so don't you even begin to sass me! You can just... take your sass, and... zip it! Zip it up! Into a little purse-like thing! And then forget you had it in there, so when you take that purse to go shopping, it'll lead to one hell of an embarrassing moment when you open it to pay, and that sass just pops out all over the place.

Yeesh.

Is there anybody you wish you could see?
PSSH Noooo, of course not! I'm a rebel... a loner. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon! Hahahaha!
_{...I'msolonely. ;A;}

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
I don't... really know anyone of the opposite sex. Not that closely, anyway. For some reason, the ladies just seem drawn to me. 8I ;

Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
Do you think I'll get hit with magical cosmic radiation that'll give me the power to produce anything I want from under my hat in the nick of time to prevent the destruction of the universe?

What makes you mad most about girls?
...Well, do you mean mad as in infuriated, or mad as in "twittering loony"? Because I've been both, regarding this subject... And sometimes, even both at once.

Have you ever been given roses?
Nah. Probably for the better, though, I don't have much use for flowers. Unless I'm attempting to charm someone for secret information involving a recipe that includes underlying instructions as to how to-
...Er... not get roses. BI ;;

Do you even like getting flowers?
Not really. Like I said, no practical use...
...Meme, are you trying to woo me back or something? Sorry, but that "what I'm wearing" question still kinda creeps me out, so...

What's your favorite flower?
I'd tell you if I knew of more than two different types.

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
I dunno, will I suddenly gain the ability to look into the future for the express purpose of answering this question?

Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
Oh, heavens no! I'm perfectly fine with it! 8D
_{I swear, they will all pay. 8D}

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Probably not. I just slouched out of bed in the morning (and by morning I mean noon) and... sort of remained that way.

Can you be your complete self around the person you like?
I can. 8I ...Well, as long as they put up with how much of a dork I am.

Whose the first person you texted today?
I... don't really text. In fact, I kinda never use my phone at all, really...

Would you move to another state to be with the person you loved?
It's quite possible...

What are you doing tomorrow?
The same thing I do every night, Pinky.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
No, because time travel plots are absolutely ridiuclous. SURE, I could fix some little mistake I made before, maybe, but what if I were to alter something else in doing so? And who knows, perhaps that mistake I made lead to something good that also would be erased? Or hell, what if I don't know how to ride a skateboard to Hewie Lewis and the News, or end up in an unwanted relationship with my mother?! That's heavy! ;

Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
I would... honestly make a better husband than I would a wife. ;

What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
I like ice cream bars. The kind that are like... vanilla or mint or whatever, but they have the hard shell of chocolate over them? Yeah. That.

Do you like summer?
No. Hot and sticky and full of bugs that lust after my blood.

Do you fall for people easily?
Hell no. I err on the side of caution, I'm afraid.

Have you ever dated someone more than once?
...Eeh, depends on what you call a "date". Never done any of the formal stuff, but...

Who have you texted in the last 24 hours?
I haven't texted in years.

Do you have freckles?
Yes.

Do you sleep at night?
If I'm lucky. Or not busy with... prior engagements.


....whew, okay, I'm gonna go pass out now. BI ; Or perhaps actually eat something, that'd be nice. <|D ;

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